The Emoji Movie is terrible. We shared the horrible reviews with you all last week. If you missed them, you can click on this link to check it out.
Some people didn’t care about the reviews, though. The movie earned an impressive $26 million during its opening weekend, and $13.50 of that total came from a disturbed man in New Jersey.
According to local police, a mother inside the theater noticed a man sitting in the back row pleasuring himself during the movie. He had his hands down his pants, which were opened. The concerned mother complained to an employee, and a manger came in and kicked the dude out.
By the time police arrived, the suspect had already left the area. Police are still searching for the guy, and it’s reported they do have a surveillance photo of him, so hopefully they will be able to track him down.
It’s certainly an odd movie to be jerking it to. Is he turned on by poop emojis? Does 💩
this make him cum buckets? Or was it the sweet, sultry voice of T.J. Miller that did him in?
