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May 10, 2016 - 0 Comments

After being thoroughly delighted by Keanu, who would have thought my movie going experience would take such a terrible turn? But it did, when some Hollywood producers broke the golden rule of adaptations. Never adapt...

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February 2, 2016 - 0 Comments

When paired correctly Zac Efron can be an excellent comic actor. When paired correctly Robert De Niro can be a great dramatic actor and a great comic actor. When paired together, it seems some kind...

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November 8, 2015 - 0 Comments

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension is by far one of the finest movies to be released in years. It is a well written, intelligent film that by no means uses a completely overused premise in...

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November 6, 2015 - 0 Comments

Being a good 20 years older than the vast majority of an audience is never a comfortable feeling. Though for this one, I glossed over my unease in order to revel in some nostalgia. As...

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August 28, 2015 - 0 Comments

I saw Return to Sender for one reason; Rosamund Pike. She’s the Academy Award nominee from the hugely successful “Gone Girl” and I was so impressed with her playing the duplicitous Amy Dunn that I...

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August 15, 2015 - 0 Comments

Great, another remake of the Fantastic Four. That’s never happened before, except in 1994, 2005, 2007 and just a guess, but there’s probably at least five other Fantastic Four adaptations underway. This one isn’t a...

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May 29, 2015 - 0 Comments

Let’s admit that Area 51 is a place that has gotten a lot of movies made about it, despite the fact that it doesn’t exists. There, I said it. Suck it conspiracy theorists. It doesn’t...

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April 28, 2015 - 0 Comments

This movie confused me a bit. I thought it was supposed to be a comedy but it felt more like a commercial for the Wynn Resort in Vegas. I counted, and there were approximately 7000...

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March 11, 2015 - 2 Comments

Artificial intelligence movies are popular, because we don’t know what would really happen. After all, the closest thing we have to artificial intelligence in the real world is Google, and most of us use it...

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February 10, 2015 - 0 Comments

Project Almanac is a paradox in and of itself. It’s a time travel movie that has been time traveling around since 2014. Initially, the movie was called Welcome to Yesterday, marketed heavily under that title,...

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