Felt like kicking things off with the first Review. Pedro, keep note that it seems that faith has dictated that the first review of the site was do be submitted by yours truly, perks and future benefits to be discussed on a later date if you don’t mind!
Anyway, I really wanted to start his off on a positive note but… Nick, oh Nick you just had to…you had to do it again… (and believe me, Nick Cage is just one of the many things that are wrong with this movie)
If you haven’t seen the movie, please do read this review so that I can completely spoil the movie for you and save you some money in the process, and quite possibly mental hardship and therapy seasons.
Seriously, if you like to hurt yourself mentally and need to see this flick, don’t read my review because it will take away that masochistic pleasure from you.