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May 31, 2014 - 0 Comments

The outback version of Saw without the clever plot twists The first thing I thought when I heard this was coming out was ‘there’s a Wolf Creek 1?’ Then, I checked it out and realized...

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May 25, 2014 - 639 Comments

The beginning and the end are entirely two different movies You know what made the original Godzilla awesome? How much it sucked. Terrible special effects, laughable dialog that didn’t match the actor’s lips, and a...

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May 11, 2014 - 0 Comments

A poor plot and stilted dialog waste Banks’ talents. I had high hopes for Walk of Shame, as it stars one of my favorite actresses, Elizabeth Banks. Banks is known for her roles in both...

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May 3, 2014 - 112 Comments

Terrible plot, Weird pacing and Dull dialog You know how you’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead? Well, if Paul Walker wanted that to happen, he wouldn’t have made this movie and then...

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May 1, 2014 - 6 Comments

Who even owns a rubber chicken? It’s frightening, in a bad way, and funny in a bad way as well. Marlon Wayans’ comedy “A Haunted House” initially made about $40 million at the box office,...

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April 5, 2014 - 0 Comments

No Climax despite it being a movie about Climaxes It feels odd to go from reviewing a children’s movie to a movie about a sex addict, but whatever. Variety is the spice of life. Nymphomaniac...

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March 11, 2014 - 0 Comments

So Bad…I wanted the Volcano to Win! Pompeii was the big budget movie released this week and is performing reasonable well, though it is getting its butt kicked by the Lego Movie. Pompeii tells the...

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October 30, 2013 - 121 Comments

Escape From Escape Plan Escape Plan is the newest action/thriller that teams up Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger….and it’s the first movie that made me wish Schwarzenegger would run for president. It’s not that I...

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