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June 14, 2015 - 0 Comments

A long time ago, when I was doing some court ordered community service (don’t ask) I worked with a vet tech who did cat vaccinations for low income families just about all day long. She...

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June 10, 2015 - 0 Comments

While Barely Lethal is getting thoroughly panned by the critics, I do have to give it points for originality of the premise alone. Barely Lethal is a unique mix of Mean Girls, Clueless and with...

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June 8, 2015 - 0 Comments

Despite its heavy marketing campaign, it appears that Cameron Crowe’s latest rom-com has flopped at the box office. I’m starting to think Crowe’s heyday was the late 90s, early 2000s, with films like Jerry McGuire...

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April 21, 2015 - 0 Comments

Oh, great, another Nicholas Sparks movie. Please read that sentence with the exact inflection that I wrote it with, and you’ll see my overwhelming enthusiasm for this script. Rather than having to actually summarize this...

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March 2, 2015 - 0 Comments

The first Hot Tub Time Machine surprised me. I expected it to be stupid, and I’ll admit it was, but there was also a strange kind of genius that made it enjoyable. The over the...

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January 26, 2015 - 0 Comments

The best way to describe Blackhat is to call it a movie about hackers, written by people who’ve never met any real hackers. I mean really, a buff Chris Hemsworth playing a dude who allegedly...

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December 21, 2014 - 0 Comments

I’ve never accused a movie poster of false advertising, until now. When I saw the name “After the Fall”, with a grizzled guy standing in front of the American flag holding a gun, I was...

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December 18, 2014 - 0 Comments

I have a theory about how Nicholas Cage picks scripts. His agent hands him a pile to read and Cage hands them right back after saying “I’ll take them all”. 343 days have passed this...

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November 3, 2014 - 0 Comments

It’s horror season at the movie theater and one film that has been in the spotlight is the heavily marketed Ouija board. You know, the mystical board game that doesn’t work. I have to admit,...

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September 6, 2014 - 0 Comments

Believe it or not, I watched this gem over Labor Day weekend.  Unlike the 4th of July, no companies wanted to release movies on Labor Day weekend. Yeah, I don’t get it either, but whatever....

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