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January 31, 2015 - 0 Comments

I arrived at the theater knowing that this movie was going to have problems. No matter how good, people don’t tend to go to movies they can’t pronounce. It’s not that they fear said movie...

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December 16, 2014 - 0 Comments

It is never a good sign when a movie isn’t screened for critics in advance. It’s also never a good sign when the producers dump a large budget production into theaters without doing any marketing...

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December 2, 2014 - 0 Comments

Just a quick question. When has the statement “hey, what was that light that just came out of the sky and crashed somewhere in the woods? Let’s go investigate it!” turned out well for anyone...

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October 26, 2014 - 0 Comments

Let’s start this off by pointing out my deep hatred for Nicholas Sparks. Sorry, but if that guy was a girl, his novels would be regulated to nothing more than porn for bored housewives. Because...

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October 15, 2014 - 0 Comments

I should have known better. When I saw the title ‘Left Behind” I immediately thought of this over the top Jesus flick by Kirk Cameron. But I was like, “no way would someone make a...

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August 12, 2014 - 0 Comments

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero is clearly a movie that its studio had little faith in. While it was released on August 1 in theaters, it’s going straight to video on September 1. My recommendations? Wait...

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May 18, 2014 - 0 Comments

Tries too hard and fails When Christians try too hard to prove how fun they are, you get movies like Mom’s Night Out. Offensive to both genders and utterly out of touch with reality, Mom’s...

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March 29, 2014 - 0 Comments

A terrible movie and it is going to make millions! The current leader at the movie theaters is yet another powerhouse coming from a tween novel. Divergent is set in an alternate universe, where segregation...

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February 2, 2014 - 0 Comments

Devil’s POO! Awesome…another found footage movie. Please read that first sentence with a heavy sarcastic slant. I’m going to be honest here. I knew I would hate this movie. I knew that I would hate...

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January 28, 2014 - 0 Comments

Dubbed Arnold was Better Generally, whenever a new Hercules movie gets made (I estimate about 1 every 5 years), the screenwriter at least attempts to stick to the actual legend itself. Otherwise, what’s the point...

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